Today’s Look: May 18, 2014 @ 13:03

Peter Paul

May 18, 2014

The Skinny

I wondered lonely as a cloud, or did I? It would seem not. I have spent my life observing what people are doing and wearing and all of this time sucking in how they are doing and wearing it. This is why at the tender age of 35 I just had to share this gathered fashion and life knowledge with you, the somewhat learned and novice amongst you may garner from me the do’s, the do not’s and a little bit of the “what might this look like.” Imagine me your clothing guinea pig. I will also have sections on DIY clothing and articles on how and where to get the best deals and smartest, most efficient way, we as men can nail this shit. I hope you get to dress better, find your style and most of all feel better from the regurgitation of the fashion nonsense that I spout here, and at the very least it will help you get laid. Happy hunting. Although this site will mainly cater to the male, hence the “Gretel” in the title, there will be some solid pickens for the wondering eye of a damsel who trickles by just as Goldilocks stumbled across the three bears house, although I bet here she will get more for her money than a cold bowl of porridge.